Product description
ATTN: CORPORATE COMMUNICATIONS
ACTION ITEM: NEW CARDS NOW AVAILABLE WITH NORMAL HUMANS PERFORMING NORMAL HUMAN ACTIVITES. HOLD THEM AND MANIPULATE THEM WITH YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
THESE CARDS ARE A VALUE-ADD AND WILL STREAMLINE YOUR DECK AND MOVE THE NEEDLE AND RAISE THE BAR AND WIN-WIN SOLUTION AND THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX AND GAME CHANGER AND TOUCH BASE. KPI’S INCLUDE MEN THAT DON’T TURN INTO WOLVES.
SYNERGY.
ORDER THESE DELIVERABLES AND THEY WILL BE DELIVERED TO YOU. IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY PAIN POINTS, FIRMLY APPLY PRESSURE TO THE WOUND WITH A CLEAN CLOTH.
P.S. ORGANIZATIONAL UPDATE: MAN NOW REPORTS TO WOLF. CONGRATULATE WOLF BY LAYING DOWN AND EXPOSING YOUR NECK AND BELLY. THAT IS ALL.
Contents:
- 1x Foil Avabruck Caretaker // Hollowhenge Huntmaster
- 1x Foil Beastmaster Ascension
- 1x Foil Howl of the Night Pack
- 1x Foil Second Harvest
- 1x Foil Tovolar, Dire Overlord as NOT A WOLF // Tovolar, the Midnight Scourge as KING OF WOLVES
- 1x Foil Wolf Regular Human Guy Token
- 1x Foil Immerwolf